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Field day is here!

Fall weather's great and fun's happening - join us outside for a day of games and competition. :)

Main attractions you don't want to miss:
- David Haller, tk and t-great, is about ready to go with an aerial obstacle course for the flyers and floaters out on the green.
- Kyle Gibney, your friend and mine, has set up a ninja warrior obstacle course in the Danger Room for those of us who can't fly. Find him inside!
- If you miss the courses, Maya's got some Danger Room games for the rest of the day.
- Jessica Jones and Jubilee, Triple Js, have a craft station closer to the porch.
- I'll be running field day events out near the treeline. Tug of war, races, water balloons, capture the flag!

Food'll be provided after lunch time and thorough out the day near the pool.

David gave me a phone to let you know how I'm doing. Finally.

I have a better idea. I don't have to worry about my powers, so let's play a game.

Ask. Me. Anything.

Be careful googling yourself. Seems like a large portion of the internet thinks I'm dead.

Whoops! Kind of them to think of me at all.

I'm alive, well and it is my birthday! In celebration I've brought in some fun treats from Patisserie Tomoko from Brooklyn. Give 'em a try!

So, update!

Haven't figured out the unstick thing. But! Kyle is on the ceiling again, and while Mary Poppins is a classic it turns out he can't hold chocolate chip cookies all too well up there.

Picture this:

I ran to catch the falling cookie, like one does, and went to parkour with a sweet flip off the wall and I landed there. On the wall. Like a superhero. I also caught the cookie.

Currently rescuing Kyle by walking on walls. Don't worry, he got the cookie back. Bigger questions: do I get to join the spider crime fighting club? "Spider-shot." "Long-spider." We'll workshop the name.

I'm running super low on good feels. Hit me with your best wholesome memes, animal feeds or whatever else puts a smile on your face. Hit me as hard as you can with the good stuff.

Guys.

Guys.

It is me. Only not me, probably, but I've been spoofed and it is absolutely perfect.



Of course, I would never steal that nice lady's tomato. I would most definitely hug Big Bird.

For who knows where and when I might find food again?

Have you ever just been struck dumb by the idea of who Hollywood might cast to play you in a bio pic of your life?

I'm here to ask the hard questions.

So, this is a thing that came across my timeline.

I find myself more inspired to take ridiculous selfies defying death instead of warned. Something awesome. Legendary. Trend-worthy.

No one tops ridiculous and awesome like teenagers, spies, and superpeople. What thoughts do you lot have?

How you people choose to live in this without any good snowboarding still confuses me, but we should make something out of this weather.

Also please remember to apply proper layers! Hypothermia is no joke.

Come watch this Spongebob in the downstairs living room with me, because you shouldn't be alone. I've scrounged what games I can and there's ice cream and chocolate.

Fun fact: In South Africa, Spongebob is called GeelSponsie Paantsensquare.

(No, not really)