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Arthur Centino ([personal profile] xp_longshot) wrote2023-03-21 08:47 pm

With Great Parkour Comes Great Awesome-ability

So, update!

Haven't figured out the unstick thing. But! Kyle is on the ceiling again, and while Mary Poppins is a classic it turns out he can't hold chocolate chip cookies all too well up there.

Picture this:

I ran to catch the falling cookie, like one does, and went to parkour with a sweet flip off the wall and I landed there. On the wall. Like a superhero. I also caught the cookie.

Currently rescuing Kyle by walking on walls. Don't worry, he got the cookie back. Bigger questions: do I get to join the spider crime fighting club? "Spider-shot." "Long-spider." We'll workshop the name.
xp_wildchild: (short hair - laughing)

[personal profile] xp_wildchild 2023-03-22 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
April Mayhem Parkour

yeah still funny
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[personal profile] xp_mayhem 2023-03-22 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Nerrrrrrrrrrd. (It is funny. Dad would laugh, and then he'd groan, and then he'd probably laugh again.)
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[personal profile] xp_wildchild 2023-03-22 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
A pun that good had to be shared with the WORLD.
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[personal profile] xp_mayhem 2023-03-22 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, but danger's not! It includes things that could seriously hurt you falling at you and whatnot too. Broken stairs. Loose rocks.

Spider name, spider name... Longshot... long legs... how do you feel about being Daddy Long-legs while you're part of the spider fam? I don't think you want to be Skull Spider or Cellar Spider.

I mean, assuming this isn't permanent. Soaking up sunshine like a plant is cool and all though. Which - um, if you got my increased metabolism I'm sorry but I can give you the protein shake recipe I use?
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[personal profile] xp_cypher 2023-03-22 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Do we really want to tempt fate (and dirty minds) by giving him a code name that has "Daddy" in it?

Not sayin, just sayin.
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[personal profile] xp_mayhem 2023-03-22 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
All of the other options for trying to include his actual codename are worse. Long Daddy, Gyrating spider, Vibrating spider... trust me. Plus they're fairly passive around humans, so it's a good fit for Arthur.
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[personal profile] xp_cypher 2023-03-22 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Valid.

Also Long Daddy just makes me think of the Long Long Man series of commercials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY&ab_channel=Orbitalsquid
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[personal profile] xp_mayhem 2023-03-22 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh nooooo Forge just covered my mouth because I keep singing that now.