Arthur Centino (
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With Great Parkour Comes Great Awesome-ability
So, update!
Haven't figured out the unstick thing. But! Kyle is on the ceiling again, and while Mary Poppins is a classic it turns out he can't hold chocolate chip cookies all too well up there.
Picture this:
I ran to catch the falling cookie, like one does, and went to parkour with a sweet flip off the wall and I landed there. On the wall. Like a superhero. I also caught the cookie.
Currently rescuing Kyle by walking on walls. Don't worry, he got the cookie back. Bigger questions: do I get to join the spider crime fighting club? "Spider-shot." "Long-spider." We'll workshop the name.
Haven't figured out the unstick thing. But! Kyle is on the ceiling again, and while Mary Poppins is a classic it turns out he can't hold chocolate chip cookies all too well up there.
Picture this:
I ran to catch the falling cookie, like one does, and went to parkour with a sweet flip off the wall and I landed there. On the wall. Like a superhero. I also caught the cookie.
Currently rescuing Kyle by walking on walls. Don't worry, he got the cookie back. Bigger questions: do I get to join the spider crime fighting club? "Spider-shot." "Long-spider." We'll workshop the name.
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Except for all of the lights and cupboards I keep walking into.
And the things breaking. And the untied shoelaces.
The parkour course sounds like a blast, though! I might pencil it in.
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yeah still funny
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Spider name, spider name... Longshot... long legs... how do you feel about being Daddy Long-legs while you're part of the spider fam? I don't think you want to be Skull Spider or Cellar Spider.
I mean, assuming this isn't permanent. Soaking up sunshine like a plant is cool and all though. Which - um, if you got my increased metabolism I'm sorry but I can give you the protein shake recipe I use?
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Not sayin, just sayin.
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Also Long Daddy just makes me think of the Long Long Man series of commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY&ab_channel=Orbitalsquid
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